The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Dad Who Knew Too Little (2003)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Alien, Groundskeeper Willie, Monkey
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : How ironic. Now he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.
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Lisa Simpson : [expecting the diary] I wonder what this could be...
Homer Simpson : I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!
Lisa Simpson : Could it be some kind of book?
Homer Simpson : Well, yes and no...
[Lisa unwraps it]
Homer Simpson : Mostly no.
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Krusty the clown : [as talking Krusty doll] I wonder what mommy's medicine tastes like.
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Dexter Colt, P.I. : Where's Principal Skinner's office?
Groundskeeper Willie : Wait a minute. You can't just walk in there.
Dexter Colt, P.I. : You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler.
Groundskeeper Willie : Carry on.
[leaves, whistling]
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Lisa Simpson : [At a protest against animal testing of consumer products] Look at the way they're slathering cosmetics on those helpless pigs!
Homer Simpson : So sad... yet so sexy... yet so delicious.
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Bartender in video : Bad news, Sherrif...
Homer Simpson : [voice-over] Lisa Simpson!
Bartender in video : Some Indians took all the...
Homer Simpson : McNuggets! Mmm, McNuggets
[drools]
Homer Simpson : .
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Homer Simpson : More free samples.
Bart Simpson : Dad, you ate all the free samples! Now you're eating man's slacks!
Homer Simpson : It's still better than Indian food.
