- [At an auction]
- Homer: Heh, heh, heh. Watch me burn Flanders.
- [picks up sheet]
- Homer: Ned Flanders bids 50$.
- [evil laugh]
- Auctioneer: And the recipient of the 100$ bill is Ned Flanders.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Ned Flanders: This is going straight to the orphanage.
- Homer: D'OH!
- Marge: [the Simpsons are touring Toronto, Canada] So, I see you drive on the left up here.
- Tour Bus Driver: No, ma'am. I'm drunk.
- Greta Wolfcastle: [to Bart and Milhouse] Sorry, guys, but you two have put me off dating for at least four years. I think I'll just buckle down and coproduce my dad's movies.