"The Simpsons" Sunday, Cruddy Sunday (TV Episode 1999) - Dan Castellaneta as Postmaster Bill, Mail Carrier #1, Krusty the Clown, Homer Simpson, Rudy, Old Football Player, Sideshow Mel, Vincent Price, Barney Gumble, Reporter #1, Reporter #2, Locker Room Guard, Joey

Wally Kogen : How could I fall for fake tickets? The fellas are gonna be crestfallen.

Homer Simpson : Yes, if by "crestfallen" you mean kill us!
Homer Simpson : See ya, kids! Me and my Val-U-Qual book are gonna go paint the town red... WITH SAVINGS! I'll start with a couple of pizzas, then a complimentary tango lesson, then I'll cap it off with a smooth, refreshing colonic!

Lisa Simpson : Um... dad...

Homer Simpson : [singing while leaving] Do you like piña colonics, and getting caught in the rain? Passing out in the ocean...
Wally Kogen : [shakes Homer's hand] Wally Kogen.

Homer Simpson : Hey I know you, we were in the same pyramid scheme!
Bart Simpson : Cool, the NFL's oldest surviving player!

Old Football Player : I'm fifty-three years young.

Homer Simpson : [shudders]
Commercial voice-over : The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless... if you think about it.

Homer Simpson : [watching TV] Heh heh heh, football's so great!

Dan Castellaneta: Postmaster Bill, Mail Carrier #1, Krusty the Clown, Homer Simpson, Rudy, Old Football Player, Sideshow Mel, Vincent Price, Barney Gumble, Reporter #1, Reporter #2, Locker Room Guard, Joey