- Bart: All right, I'm in. I'll humiliate the love of your life. Because I like you, I'll even do it "pro boner".
- Principal Skinner: It's "pro bono".
- Bart: I know what I said.
- Announcer: Welcome - to the electric car of the future! Sponsored by the gasoline producers of America.
- Electric Car: Hello, I am an electric car. I can't go very fast, or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay!
- [Homer and Bart are being taunted for riding in an electric car]
- Gay Robots: One of us. One of us. One of us.
- Principal Skinner: I believe the only venue for me is the ride of broken dreams.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, you mean the Enron ride. Let's go.
- [in front a "Best Teacher's Award" committee]
- Bart: [in a video] This year, I'd like to nominate my teacher- Ms. Krabappel. Shy may not be glamorous or entertaining. She's just a normal teacher who's always there. And, she's never given up on me- Bart Simpson.
- [all committee members gasp in horror]
- Teacher of the Year Judge: Bart Simpson? I thought he was an urban legend.
- Homer: We're going to Disney World.
- [Homer is seen in front of the Magic Kingdom at Disney World, while sirens sound and searchlights search for Homer]
- "Mickey Mouse": [over loudspeaker] Step away from the wall, step away from the wall.
- Homer: It's so beautiful.
- [Homer disappears over fence]
- Homer: One churro, please.
- Cast Member: That'll be fourteen dollars.
- Homer: [crying] No. No, no, nooooo. Here.
- Bart: Hey wait a minute, man. You don't have to leave just because Superintendent Chalmers tells you to. You've spent your whole life following orders. From your mother, the army, Superintendent Chalmers. For once in your life, stand up for yourself, man.
- Principal Skinner: Okay, Bart.
- Mrs. Krabappel: Let's go, Seymour.
- Principal Skinner: Okay, Edna.
- Marge Simpson: Wow, this restaurant is so international: "le pizza", "der hamburger", "señor grilled cheese"!
- [giggles]
- Marge Simpson: I hope I don't accidentally order an elephant.
- Marge Simpson: Wow, this restaurant is so international: "le pizza", "der hamburger", "señor grilled cheese"! I hope I don't accidentally order an elephant.
- [giggles]