The Simpsons (TV Series)

Simpson Tide (1998)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph

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Quotes 

• Milhouse : Hey Bart, check out my new earring. Pretty cool, huh?

  Bart : Milhouse, my mom wears earrings. Do you think she's cool?

  Milhouse : No, I think she's HOT! Sorry, it just slipped out.

• [Bart has an earring] 

  Bart : Come on, Homer, didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were my age?

  Homer : Well, yeah, when I was 10, I got my ear pierced. But this is completely different.

• Jimbo Jones : Hey look. Milhouse has an earring.

  [everyone on the bus starts chanting Milhouse's name in recognition of his newfound coolness] 

  Bart : Hey, if you want cool, check this out.

  [singing and dancing] 

  Bart : Everybody if you can do the Bart, Man. Shake your body turn it out if you can, can. Do the Bart, Man, yeah.

  Ralph : That is so 1991.

• Bart : But mom, Milhouse's doing it.

  Marge : If Milhouse jumped off a cliff would you do it?

  Bart : Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there!

• Marge : What on earth possessed you to get an earring?

  Bart : Milhouse has one.

  Marge : If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...

  Bart : Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.

  Homer : Get back here, boy. You're a disgrace to this family and its proud naval tradition.

  Bart : Well, I'm keeping this earring and you can't stop me.

  Homer : Oh... I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced.

  Lisa : Can I?

  Homer : No.

• Homer Simpson : [Keeps to get angry at his son has ear pierced, and thinks about it on board of the submarine sinking after a pinhole leak] 

  Bart : Dad? The earring could plug the hole.

  Homer Simpson : I'll plug your hole!

  [thinks a little] 

  Homer Simpson : I mean, eureka!