The Simpsons (TV Series)

Sideshow Bob Roberts (1994)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart : Bart, your mortal enemy's on the radio!

  [Bart turns on the radio] 

  Dr. Demento : It's time for more deeeeeeee-mentia, with Dr. Demento! And now, the funny five!

  [Bart yells and throws the radio out the window] 

  Lisa : I meant your other mortal enemy, Sideshow Bob.

  Bart : Sideshow Bob? Oh, I'm only ten and I already got two mortal enemies!

• [walking around the cemetary, Lisa and Bart realize that Sideshoe Bob has falsified voting returns with the names of deceased persons] 

  Lisa : [sees Snowball I's gravestone]  Oh, my poor dead kitty, not you too!

  [she looks at the voting list: "SNOWBALL I."] 

  Lisa : All right, Bob! NOW it's personal!

  Bart : Hey! Uh, he did try to kill me.

• [after Bob is arrested] 

  Lisa : Congratulations, Bart! You get to go back to the fourth grade!

  Bart : [disappointed]  Oh... tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with.

  Lisa : The spoon, Bart.

  Bart : [gasps]  Of course!

• Lisa : Bart, we can't let Bob steal the spotlight like this. We're gonna have to stoop to the lowest common denominator.

  Bart : I can do that.