The Simpsons (TV Series)

Sideshow Bob Roberts (1994)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Man in Library, Mayor Quimby, Chinese Principal #2, Grampa, Barney Gumble, Vampire, Rich Texan, Moose Mason, Krusty the Clown, Prisoner #2

Quotes 

• Birchibald T. Barlow : You know, there are three things we are never going to get rid of here in Springfield. One; the bats in the public library. Two; Mrs. McFierly's compost heap. And three; our six-term mayor. The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby.

  Mayor Quimby : [listening to the radio, while watering his marijuana plants]  Hey! I am no longer illiterate.

• Birchibald T. Barlow : [on the radio]  I want all of you out there to do everything in your power to see that Bob is set free!

  Moe Szyslak : All right, you heard the man.

  [He takes a box out from under the bar] 

  Moe Szyslak : Everybody, one grenade each.

  Barney Gumble : Moe, I think he meant through non-violent, grassroots, poltical action.

  Moe Szyslak : Really? You think? Okay, hand 'em back. Come on, everybody.

  [mad] 

  Moe Szyslak : Hey, hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?

• Homer Simpson : Huuummm. I don't agree with his Bart killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma killing policy.

  [in the voting booth deciding to vote for Bob or not] 

• Homer Simpson : Agh! It's the Rapture! Quick - get Bart out of the house before God comes!

• Moe Szyslak : All right, you heard the man. One granade each.

  [handing out a granade fro ma box of granades, to each bar patron] 

  Barney Gumble : Moe, I think he meant through non-violent grassroots political action.

  Moe Szyslak : Ah, geez, really, you think so? All right - give 'em back. Come on, everybody give 'em back. Hey, HEY! Who pulled the pin on this one?

• Homer Simpson : [Homer blowing Smithers' cover by illuminating him with the headlights of his car]  Hey, Mr Smithers!

• Mayor Quimby : Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say that I don't also blow.

• Mayor Quimby : Ah-chu! I shouldn't have shaken hands with those old people.

• Moose Mason : [Homer just got thrown out of a car filled with Archie Andrews and his friends]  Duh, stay outta Riverdale!