The Simpsons (TV Series)

Sideshow Bob Roberts (1994)

Kelsey Grammer: Sideshow Bob

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• Sideshow Bob : I did it! I did it all! There! Is that what you want, you smarmy, little bastards?

  Bart : We want the truth!

  Sideshow Bob : You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

• Sideshow Bob : [Bob calls Birch Barlow's show during a prison riot]  I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"

  [ducks a flying sink] 

  Sideshow Bob : Oh really now, this is a personal call!

• Sideshow Bob : Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this, to save you from yourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.

• Sideshow Bob : No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

• Kent Brockman : Alright, let's go live to Bob headquarters now, for Mayor Terwilliger's victory speech.

  Sideshow Bob : [approaches podium]  Ahem. Heh, heh, heh. Hah, hah hah, hah hah!

  [laughter grows progressively more maniacal] 

  Sideshow Bob : HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAAA!

  Kent Brockman : And just look how happy he is.

• [after Bob's election, the Simpsons awake to find a wrecking crew outside their house] 

  Sideshow Bob : So sorry, Mr. Simpson, but your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway. Now, I am a fair man. You may have 72 hours to vacate. After which time, we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons.