The Simpsons (TV Series)

Saddlesore Galactica (2000)

Karl Wiedergott: Bill Clinton

Quotes 

• Bill Clinton : Thank you Lisa for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson. If things don't go your way just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

  Marge Simpson : That's a pretty lousy lesson.

  Bill Clinton : Hey, I'm a pretty lousy President.

• Comic Book Guy : Excuse me, but I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart, with hilarious consequences...

  Homer Simpson : [long pause]  Does anybody care what this guy thinks?

  Crowd at carnival : NO!

• Lisa : Thank you, Mr. President.

  Bill Clinton : No, thank you, Lisa. For teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

  Marge : That's a pretty lousy lesson.

  Bill Clinton : Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.