The Simpsons (TV Series)
Radio Bart (1992)
Harry Shearer: Host, Commercial Announcer, Animatronic Wall E. Weasel, Jasper, Dave Shutton, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Fisherman, Rainier Wolfcastle, Bernard, Scratchy, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Eddie, Casey Kasem, Dr. Hibbert
Quotes
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Kent Brockman : The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
Homer : It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy. He was an accident!
Marge Simpson : Homer!
Homer : Uh, could you edit that last part out?
Kent Brockman : Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast.
Homer : D'oh!
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[while digging a mine shaft to rescue Bart from a well]
Apu : [gasp] The canary.
Groundskeeper Willie : GAS. OUT OF THE HOLE.
[everyone runs out yelling; above ground, Dr. Hibbert examines the canary]
Dr. Hibbert : Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes.
Groundskeeper Willie : BACK IN THE HOLE.
[everyone runs back in, yelling]
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Sting : [singing] There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.
Sideshow Mel : [singing] Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing...
Rainier Wolfcastle : [singing] We go on TV and sing, sing, sing!
Celebrity singers : [singing] And we're sending our love down the well...
Krusty the Clown : [singing] All the way down!
Celebrity singers : [singing] We're sending our love down the well...
Krusty the Clown : [singing] Down that well!
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Kent Brockman : [Interviewing Krusty about the ''We're Sending Our Love down the Well" video] Krusty, what are your plans for the royalties?
Krusty the Clown : We got to pay for promotion, shipping, distribution. You know, those limos out back aren't free. Whatever's left, we throw down the well.
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Casey Kasem : [Doing the Casey Kasem's countdown] And our number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked", by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well", which plunges all the way down to number 97.
