The Simpsons (TV Series)

Radio Bart (1992)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Rod Flanders, Janey Powell

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [speaking from his microphone]  Rod! Todd! This is God!

  Rod Flanders : How did you get on the radio?

  Bart Simpson : Whaddya mean, "How did I get on the radio?"! I CREATED THE UNIVERSE! Stupid kids.

  [Rod and Todd quickly fall to their knees and clasp their hands] 

  Todd Flanders : Forgive my brother. We believe you!

  Bart Simpson : Talk is cheap. Perhaps a test of thy faith. Walk through the wall! I will remove it for you...

  [Rod tries to but only hits himself] 

  Bart Simpson : Later.

  [laughs] 

  Todd Flanders : What do you want from us?

  Bart Simpson : I got a job for thee. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch.

  Rod Flanders : But those cookies belong to our parents.

  Bart Simpson : Ugh! Look - do you want a happy God, or a vengeful God?

  Todd Flanders : Happy God!

  Bart Simpson : Then quit flappin' your lip and make with the cookies!

  Todd Flanders , Rod Flanders : Yes, sir!