Bart Simpson writes on the chalkboard in one of the classrooms at "Springfield Elementary School" at the beginning of this episode, "I will not cut corners" for a few of the sentences followed by quotation marks for each word in the sentence for the remainder of the sentences.
The Simpson Family (in order from left to right: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, and Bart Simpson) try to sit on the couch at the same time and the couch falls backwards.
Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart Simpson: Is Seymour There? Last name Butts.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a butts here? Seymour Butts. Hey, everybody, I want a Seymour Butts!
(patrons at bar laugh)
Moe: Oh, wait a minute. Listen, you little scum-sucking, pus bucket. When I get my hands on you,...
(Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson laughing)
Moe: ...I'm going to pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew.
Bart Simpson: Is Seymour There? Last name Butts.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a butts here? Seymour Butts. Hey, everybody, I want a Seymour Butts!
(patrons at bar laugh)
Moe: Oh, wait a minute. Listen, you little scum-sucking, pus bucket. When I get my hands on you,...
(Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson laughing)
Moe: ...I'm going to pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew.
Maggie Simpson does not say anything in this episode.
Marge Simpson is cooking a meatloaf in the microwave for dinner.
Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson put ketchup on their meatloaf.
Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and Maggie Simpson eat pork chops for dinner on Friday nights.
Homer Simpson wants to go to Mars for dinner tomorrow night.
Marge Simpson wants to go to a sushi restaurant on Elm Street tomorrow night.
"The Happy Sumo" is indeed a fictional sushi restaurant.
Marge Simpson and Lisa Simpson order the sushi surprise for dinner at "The Happy Sumo."
Bart Simpson order two sharks, an octopus, and an eel for dinner at "The Happy Sumo."
Homer Simpson orders one of these, one of these, one of those, two uni, flying fish roll with a quail egg on top, and fugu for dinner at "The Happy Sumo."
Homer Simpson has twenty-four hours to live after eating fugu for dinner at "The Happy Sumo."
A pamphlet entitled "So you're going to die" is given to Homer Simpson at the doctor's office.
Homer Simpson makes a list of things he wants to do before he dies: make list, eat a hearty breakfast, make videotape for Maggie, have man-to-man with Bart, listen to Lisa play her sax, make funeral arrangement, make peace with dad, beer with the boys at the bar, tell off boss, go hang gliding, plant a tree, a final dinner with my beloved family, and be "intamit" with Marge.
Marge Simpson wants to watch the sunrise with Homer Simpson until 6:00AM before he dies.
Homer Simpson's alarm clock goes off at 6:00AM and he wakes up at 11:29AM.
The three sentences Homer Simpson tells Bart Simpson that will get him through life are: "Cover for me," "Oh, good idea, boss," and "It was like that when I got here."
Homer Simpson teaches Bart Simpson how to shave his face in the bathroom.
Lisa Simpson plays the song "When the Saints Go Marching In" on her saxophone.
The lyrics to the song "When the Saints Go Marching In" are:
Oh, when the saints
Go marching in
Oh, when the saints go marching in
Oh how I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the drums begin to bang
Oh, when the drums begin to bang
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the stars fall from the sky
Oh, when the stars fall from the sky
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the moon turns red with blood
Oh, when the moon turns red with blood
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the trumpet sounds its call
Oh, when the trumpet sounds its call
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the horsemen begin to ride
Oh, when the horsemen begin to ride
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the fire begins to blaze
Oh, when the fire begins to blaze
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the saints go marching in
Oh, when the saints go marching in
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in.
I used to have a playmate
Who would walk and talk with me
But since she got religion
She has turned her back on me.
Oh, when the saints
Go marching in
Oh, when the saints go marching in
Oh how I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the drums begin to bang
Oh, when the drums begin to bang
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the stars fall from the sky
Oh, when the stars fall from the sky
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the moon turns red with blood
Oh, when the moon turns red with blood
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the trumpet sounds its call
Oh, when the trumpet sounds its call
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the horsemen begin to ride
Oh, when the horsemen begin to ride
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the fire begins to blaze
Oh, when the fire begins to blaze
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Oh, when the saints go marching in
Oh, when the saints go marching in
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in.
I used to have a playmate
Who would walk and talk with me
But since she got religion
She has turned her back on me.
Homer Simpson borrows a camcorder from Ned Flanders to make a videotape for Maggie Simpson.
Ned Flanders invites Homer Simpson to his house tomorrow for a barbecue.
Homer Simpson says he will bring the juiciest t-bones to the barbecue tomorrow.
Milhouse Van Houten calls on the telephone while Homer Simpson is making a videotape for Maggie Simpson.
"Springfield Retirement Home" is indeed a fictional retirement home.
Homer Simpson and Abraham Simpson says they have never went fishing, played catch, hugged each other, and never dance the hootchy-koo with each other.
Homer Simpson and Abraham Simpson end up going fishing, playing catch with a baseball, and play in the mud.
Homer Simpson crosses of his list the following that he did not get to do: beer with the boys at the bar, plant a tree, and go hang gliding.
Abraham Simpson want to play hacky sack but Homer Simpson does not want to do that.
After Homer Simpson gets pulled over for speeding, he demands a speeding ticket but instead gets thrown in jail.
Homer Simpson wants to call Marge Simpson from jail but actually calls Barney Gumble instead.
"Duff Beer" is indeed a fictional beer.
Homer Simpson's bail is US $50.
Homer Simpson says to Charles Montgomery Burns "Eat my shorts" in the car and then drives off.
Charles Montgomery Burns want Homer Simpson in his office at 9:00AM on Monday.
"Moe's" is indeed a fictional tavern.
Homer Simpson calls Marge Simpson on the payphone at "Moe's."
Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson are playing Checkers.
The poem Marge Simpson wrote for Homer Simpson is entitled "To a Husband."
Homer Simpson reads "The Good Book" on tape read by Larry King.
Homer Simpson is watching bowling on television.
Homer Simpson is eating "Pork Rings Light" while watching bowling on television.
"Pork Rings Light" is indeed a fictional food item.
Michigan is indeed a real state bordered by the states of Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, and Minnesota in the country of United States in the Eastern Time zone and Central Time zone.
Flint is indeed a real city located in the state of Michigan in the upper midwest part of the country of United States in the continent of North America in the Eastern Time zone at coordinates 43°0'36"N 83°41'24"W.
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