The Simpsons (TV Series)

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (1991)

Hank Azaria: Lou, Chief Wiggum, Moe Szyslak, TV Voice #2

Quotes 

• Moe : Hello, Moe's Tavern, birthplace of the Rob Roy.

  Bart : Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.

  Moe : Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts!

  [the barflies laugh] 

  Moe : Oh, wait a minute... Listen, you little scum-sucking pus bucket. When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyes with a corkscrew!

  [Bart and Lisa roar with laughter] 

• Homer Simpson : [has been pulled over by Eddie and Lou, who are each wearing sunglasses and in a rather cocky mood]  I'm sorry, officer, I know I was going too fast, just give me a ticket.

  Eddie : I beg your pardon?

  Homer Simpson : Just give me a ticket!

  Lou : Whoa, well, that sounded like an order.

  Homer Simpson : I pay my taxes and they pay your salary, so when I say give me a ticket, just give me a ticket!

  Eddie : Uh-huh. Maybe we don't want to give you a ticket.

  Lou : Maybe we want to haul your butt in, wiseguy.

  [cut to Homer being shoved into a jail cell] 

  Eddie : [off-camera]  Hey, look what else your tax dollars pay for, huh?

  [Eddie and Lou laugh as the door slams shut]