The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kids on the Blecch (2001)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Hitler, Runner #2, Sideshow Mel, Choreographer, Hippie #3, Cop, Writer #3

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Quotes 

• L.T Smash : [while watching the boy band perform with Principal Skinner]  Man, they're gonna be big, and you stood in their way.

  Principal Skinner : No, I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink.

  L.T Smash : Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?

  Principal Skinner : She lives with me.

• Homer Simpson : [singing along to Bart's music video]  Yvan eht nioj. You gotta love that crazy chorus.

  Lisa Simpson : What does it mean?

  Homer Simpson : Eh, it doesn't mean anything. It's like "rama-lama-ding-dong" or "give peace a chance."

• Homer Simpson : Marge, after a lot of thought, I've decided to run the Springfield marathon.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, please. You get exhausted watching "The Twilight Zone" marathon.

  [laughs] 

  Marge Simpson : I'm a regular Billy Crystal!

  Bart Simpson : You got that right.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, dad, I think running's good exercise. It adds years to your life.

  Homer Simpson : Stay out of this, Lisa.

• Marge Simpson : [When L.T. Smash wants Bart to join his boy band]  Now hold on. I have some concerns.

  Bart Simpson : Please, Mom. My dream is to be a rock star!

  Homer Simpson : And my dream is to get rid of Bart.

  Marge Simpson : But...

  Homer Simpson : How many lives must you ruin?

  Marge Simpson : Oh, okay.

• Lisa Simpson : [to L.T. Smash]  But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?

  L.T Smash : It's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.

  Lisa Simpson : Super liminal?

  L.T Smash : I'll show you.

  [shouts out the window to Lenny and Carl] 

  L.T Smash : Hey, you! Join the Navy!

  Carl : Uh, yeah, all right.

  Lenny : I'm in.

• Homer Simpson : [to Bart]  So, what songs did I miss?

  Bart Simpson : Dad, L.T.'s gone crazy!

  [L.T. is shown laughing sinisterly] 

  Homer Simpson : Yeah. That's the look.

• Lisa Simpson : Mom, can't Bart get his massage somewhere else?

  Marge Simpson : Don't be selfish, Lisa.

  Homer Simpson : Will you two shut up? I'm missing precious VJ prattle.

• Homer Simpson : Wait a minute. Bart's band is brainwashing kids with subliminal messages? That's pretty far-fetched, Lisa.

  Marge Simpson : Are you sure someone hasn't been bitten by the jealousy bug?

  Homer Simpson : [trying to be playful]  Here comes the jealousy bug! Gonna get you!

  Lisa Simpson : Hey!

  Homer Simpson : Gonna get you!

  Lisa Simpson : Hey! Cut it out. You're a grown man.

  Homer Simpson : [with a gasp, he starts to pout]  I wanna go home now.

  Marge Simpson : Nobody's going home. We're going to see Bart's concert.

  Lisa Simpson : An aircraft carrier? Oh, that's subtle.

• Homer Simpson : I can't believe it! I'm actually running a marathon!

  [clutching his chest] 

  Homer Simpson : Aghh! Oh, I hit the wall! This is so painful!

  [feeling okay] 

  Homer Simpson : Hey, I got my second wind!

  [clutching his chest again] 

  Homer Simpson : D'oh, another wall!

  [feeling okay] 

  Homer Simpson : Whoo hoo! Third wind!

• Smash : Well, boys, the Party Posse is over, but at least I saved you from a public spoofing.

  Bart Simpson : [the MAD cover flutters to the ground]  Aw, man! We could have been on the cover of MAD.

  Nelson Muntz : They called me "Smelson." Haw-hah!

  Homer Simpson : [laughing with the boys]  Smelson. It's funny 'cause you smell.

• Choreographer : Sneer, sneer. Two, three, four, and thrust, and grab yourself right there.

  [grabbing his crotch] 

  Choreographer : Now let go and flirt.

  [seeing Ralph's blank look] 

  Choreographer : You call that a flirt? I'm not melting!

• Bart Simpson : [cheating to win the Springfield Marathon]  Grazie, Springfield!

  [a crow steals his fake mustache] 

  Runner #1 : He's a phony!

  Runner #2 : Lousy cheater!

  Sideshow Mel : I demand a re-race!

  Moe Szyslak : I got a better idea. Let's have a fun run on his trachea.

• Lisa Simpson : You got all your equipment, dad?

  Homer Simpson : Let's see. Sweat bands... check. Anti-chafing nipple tape... check, check, and check.

• Marge Simpson : [to L.T. Smash]  Thank you so much for saving our son from that murderous mob.

  L.T Smash : Well, thank you for letting me chill in your crib.

  Homer Simpson : And thank you for assuming we're hip.