The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mr. Plow (1992)

Harry Shearer: Ricardo Montalban, Total Disaster Insurance Man, Crazy Vaclav, George H.W. Bush, Reverend Lovejoy, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Agent, Kent Brockman, God

Quotes 

• Total Disaster Insurance Man : Now, before I give you the check, one more question: ah, this place Moe's you left right before the accident, this is this a business of some kind?

  Homer's Mind : Don't tell him you were at a bar!

  [gasps] 

  Homer's Mind : But what else is open at night?

  Homer : It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

  Homer's Mind : Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.

• [while visiting 'Crazy Vlaclav's Place of Automobiles' for a possible new car, Homer is sitting in a tiny three-wheeler with a fly emblem] 

  Crazy Vaclav : She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

  [Homer fiddles with the gears, which are indicated by several Cyrillic letters, including "H", meaning neutral] 

  Homer : What country is this car from?

  Crazy Vaclav : It no longer exists, but take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: 'Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev'!

  [as Homer struggles to start the car, Vaclav gives it a push] 

  Crazy Vaclav : Put it in H!