The Simpsons (TV Series)

Monty Can't Buy Me Love (1999)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : All this commotion just for a store?

  Homer Simpson : Hey, it's not just a store, it's a megastore. Mega means good, and store means thing.

• Marge : And our kids are getting lazy.

  Bart : I'm not lazy, I'm... hey, Lisa, finish my sentence for me.

  Lisa : Why don't you finish your own darn...

  [falls asleep, falls off couch] 

• Marge Simpson : When was the last time we went for a good old-fashioned family walk?

  Homer Simpson : Well, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, come on. Let's go for a walk. This family is getting so lazy.

  Bart Simpson : I'm not lazy. I'm just... um, uh. Lisa, finish my sentence for me.

  Lisa Simpson : Why don't you finish your own darn...

  [snores] 

• Kent Brockman : Monster fever has gripped Springfield by the throat. And it's all thanks to one man. Montgomery Burns has captured not only a legendary monster, but also our hearts. And by the way girls, he's single!

  Selma Bouvier : Single? Well, he passes the Selma test.