The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mom and Pop Art (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney, Tex
Quotes
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Homer : Alright, let's see. Oh, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grille? What the hell is that?
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Homer Simpson : Yeah, that's one fine-looking barbecue grill.
[lowering the box]
Homer Simpson : WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?
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Astrid Weller : Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art." It could be by a mental patient, or a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee.
Homer : In high school I was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee.
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Homer : Why? Why must life be so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?
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Homer : Astrid said the key to my art is anger, but you know me, I'm Mr. Mellow...
[Bart and Lisa look at each other]
Homer : ...so I'm giving you kids permission to get me mad. Come on, give me what you've got.
Lisa Simpson : Well, if it'll help... um, mom found out her engagement ring is made of rock candy.
Homer : [hits clay mold] Good work honey, keep it comin.'
Bart Simpson : Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.
[Homer screams hysterically]
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Marge Simpson : Homie, I'm really happy you sold your sculpture, but don't you think it may have been a fluke?
Homer : Hey, I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I pained portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr.
Marge Simpson : That's my life you're describing!
Homer : I think I remember my own life, Marge.
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[Homer floods the town as an art project]
Bart Simpson : Are you sure this is art, not vandalism?
Homer : That's for the courts to decide, son.
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Homer : [lying in a hammock, sings] You put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up, you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.
[the can hits Flanders on the head]
Ned Flanders : Homer.
Homer : [sings] You throw the can away.
[Another can hits Ned]
Ned Flanders : I said, Homer.
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Homer : [singing] I'm shavin' my shoulders.
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Homer : Not my fault. Act of god.
