The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mom and Pop Art (1999)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : Astrid said the key to my art is anger, but you know me, I'm Mr. Mellow...

  [Bart and Lisa look at each other] 

  Homer : ...so I'm giving you kids permission to get me mad. Come on, give me what you've got.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, if it'll help... um, mom found out her engagement ring is made of rock candy.

  Homer : [hits clay mold]  Good work honey, keep it comin.'

  Bart Simpson : Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.

  [Homer screams hysterically] 

• Homer : How about it Bart, would you like a new backyard BBQ pit?

  Bart : Can I burn evidence in it?

  Homer : We can *all* burn evidence in it.

• [Homer floods the town as an art project] 

  Bart Simpson : Are you sure this is art, not vandalism?

  Homer : That's for the courts to decide, son.