The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge in Chains (1993)

Hank Azaria: Dr. Nick Riviera, Japanese Worker #1, Chief Wiggum, Virus, Emergency Announcement Voice, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Professor Frink, Snake, Lou, Man Underneath Rug

Quotes 

• Lou : [observing some police attack dogs]  Gee, they look pretty mad.

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key...

• Chief Wiggum : All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says "Capricorn", and something with coconut on it.

• Apu : The aspirin is $24.95.

  Marge : $24.95?

  Apu : I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle.

• Apu : [Marge has been convicted and is being taken to prison]  With her behind bars our store is secure.

  Snake : [Meanwhile Snake is loading the Kwik-E-Mart onto a flat bed truck]  I'm taking this thing to Mexico!

• Chief Wiggum : Release the dogs!

  Lou : Gee, they look pretty mad.

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah I've been teasing them, starving them, singing off key.

  [Wiggum sings then gets attacked by the dogs] 

• Apu : No offense homer bit were planning on putting that bitch on ice.