The Simpsons (TV Series)
Marge Gets a Job (1992)
Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Surley Joe, Kent Brockman, Retirement Party Usher, The Headless Breakman, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny
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[Marge, Homer, and Lionel Hutz confront Burns in his office]
Lionel Hutz : [slams his briefcase down on the desk] Mr. Burns, we've got witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long!
Mr. Burns : Yes? Well, *I* have ten high-priced lawyers.
[He presses a button, opening a wall panel and revealing his ten lawyers standing in a row. Hutz screams in terror and dashes out of the room]
Homer Simpson : He left his briefcase.
[opens it]
Homer Simpson : Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper.
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Retirement Party Usher : The Spruce Caboose, the biggest, most expensive train ever built. Some said it was too big to stay on the tracks.
[Points to a picture of the train lying on its side and chuckles]
Retirement Party Usher : They were right.
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Mr. Burns : Tonight, we've all come to honor a close friend of ours.
Homer Simpson : Boring!
Mr. Burns : A man who provided the Burns Corporation with 45 years of faithful service, Mr. Jack Marley.
Homer Simpson : Boring!
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Jack Barley : I'm not finished.
Mr. Burns : Oh, yes you are!
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Mr. Burns : Ummm, I dreamed about her again last night, Smithers. You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window?
Waylon Smithers : Ohhh.
[imaging himself in bed and seeing Burns fly in through the open windows]
Waylon Smithers : You've been reading my Wish Book, sir.
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[Mr. Burns gives Marge an office next to his own]
Waylon Smithers : But, sir, that's my office!
Montgomery Burns : Don't worry, Smithers. I'm putting you where the action is.
[Cut to Smithers in a men's room, wearing a hairnet and scrubbing one of the urinals with a toothbrush]
Waylon Smithers : Springtime fresh, winter white. What could be better?
[Homer rushes into the men's room and up to the urinal, unzipping his pants]
Homer Simpson : Oh, man, I really gotta-!
Waylon Smithers : NO-OOOO!
