The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge Gets a Job (1992)

Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure

Quotes 

• [Marge, Homer, and Lionel Hutz confront Burns in his office] 

  Lionel Hutz : [slams his briefcase down on the desk]  Mr. Burns, we've got witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long!

  Mr. Burns : Yes? Well, *I* have ten high-priced lawyers.

  [He presses a button, opening a wall panel and revealing his ten lawyers standing in a row. Hutz screams in terror and dashes out of the room] 

  Homer Simpson : He left his briefcase.

  [opens it] 

  Homer Simpson : Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper.

• Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

  Marge : It's 9:30 in the morning.

  Lionel Hutz : Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

• Troy McClure : Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as: "Mothballing Your Battle Ship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save"!