The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge Gets a Job (1992)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Retirement Party Singers, Animal Handler

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• Grampa Simpson : Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?

  Bart Simpson : I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs... I forget how it ends.

  Grampa Simpson : [does an annoyed grunt as he approaches a red light]  Bart, is that light green?

  Bart Simpson : Yep!

  Grampa Simpson : It better be!

  [Grampa runs the red light as a pedestrian yells at him] 

• Edna Krabappel : So Bart, how are you feeling?

  [Bart shows that he is good by running up the wall] 

  Bart : Can't complain.

  Edna Krabappel : Well then, you're ready for your make-up test.

  Bart : [begins to fake another illness to get out of a test he hasn't prepared for]  Ohhhh, my ovaries!

• Edna Krabappel : Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?

  Bart Simpson : I'm halfway through it, I swear!

• Bart Simpson : [in a disheveled state, gives Mrs. Krabappel his test]  Here's my test

  Edna Krabappel : Bart, I'm not even going to grade this until you tell me the truth about what happened out there

  Bart Simpson : The truth is, there was no wolf. I faked the whole thing. I'm just gonna lie on the floor now. Please don't let me swallow my tongue.

  [Bart faints on the floor] 

  Edna Krabappel : There. Doesn't it feel better to tell the truth?

  [Mrs. Krabappel starts poking an unconscious Bart with her pointer] 

  Edna Krabappel : Oh Dear!

• Bart Simpson : [screaming]  WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!

  Edna Krabappel : I'm afraid you're going to have to do better then that.

  [Bart is screaming as the wolf is growling] 

  Edna Krabappel : Sorry, no sale!

  [the wolf smashes the window on the door] 

  Edna Krabappel : You're wasting valuable test time!

• Edna Krabappel : Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends, and that unfortunate bout of rabies.

  Bart Simpson : Well I'm not sure I'm over it!

  [Bart starts mimicking ticking symptoms of Tourette's Syndrome] 

  Bart Simpson : Shove it witch!

  [Bart starts mimicking symptoms of a rabid animal] 

  Edna Krabappel : [angrily puts the paper on Bart's desk]  No more excuses!