- [Homer starts sliding down the ski slope]
- Homer Simpson: Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said...
- Ski Instructor: [thought bubble] If you get into any trouble, all you have to do is...
- [image changes to Flanders, wiggling his butt]
- Ned Flanders: [thought bubble] Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all!...
- Homer Simpson: AH! Stupid sexy Flanders.
- [Homer's legs slide apart]
- Homer Simpson: Ow, my leg! This is the worst pain ever!
- [Homer gets repeatedly hit in the crotch by snow mounds]
- Lisa Simpson: Would you guys turn that down!
- Homer Simpson: Sweetie, if we didn't turn it down for the cops, what chance do you have?
- Homer Simpson: Leprosy? I can't believe it. That fortune cookie was right!
- Bart Simpson: Why would God punish a kid? I mean, an American kid?