The Simpsons (TV Series)

Little Big Mom (2000)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Itchy, Medic #2

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Quotes 

• [Homer starts sliding down the ski slope] 

  Homer Simpson : Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said...

  Ski Instructor : [thought bubble]  If you get into any trouble, all you have to do is...

  [image changes to Flanders, wiggling his butt] 

  Ned Flanders : [thought bubble]  Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all!...

  Homer Simpson : AH! Stupid sexy Flanders.

  [Homer's legs slide apart] 

  Homer Simpson : Ow, my leg! This is the worst pain ever!

  [Homer gets repeatedly hit in the crotch by snow mounds] 

• Homer Simpson : Stupid sexy Flanders!

• Lisa Simpson : Would you guys turn that down!

  Homer Simpson : Sweetie, if we didn't turn it down for the cops, what chance do you have?

• Homer Simpson : Leprosy? I can't believe it. That fortune cookie was right!

  Bart Simpson : Why would God punish a kid? I mean, an American kid?

• Homer Simpson : Braaains. Braaaaains. Use your brains to help us! Your delicious braaains.