The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Sax (1997)

Maggie Roswell: Teacher, Miss Tillingham

Quotes 

• Teacher : And the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see children, there is hope for anyone.

  Bart Simpson : Even me?

  Teacher : No.

• Bart Simpson : [singing his ABC's]  A, B, C, uhh, line?

  Teacher : D

  Bart Simpson : D, E, uhh, line?

  Teacher : F, Bart, and believe me, you'll be seeing plenty of them.