The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Sax (1997)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Boy, the way the Bee Gees played...

  Marge : Movies John Travolta made...

  Homer Simpson : Guessing how much Elvis weighed...

  Homer Simpson , Marge : Those were the days!

  Marge : And you knew where you were then...

  Homer Simpson : Watching shows like Gentle Ben...

  Homer Simpson , Marge : Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!

  Homer Simpson : Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac...

  Marge : Coming out of my eight-track...

  Homer Simpson , Marge : Michael Jackson still was black... those were the days!

  [later on in episode] 

  Homer Simpson : Bart was feeling might blue...

  Marge : It's a shame what school can do...

  Apu : For no reason here's Apu!

  Homer Simpson , Marge , Apu : Those were the days!

• Marge : You know, Homer, there's $200 in the air conditioning account.

  Homer : Oh Marge! Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?

  Bart : Not to mention eating like a pig and dressing like a pig.

  Apu : Don't forget the smell.

  Homer : Will you get off of my lawn?

  Apu : Why don't you make me?

  Homer : Why, you...! Oh, forget it.

• [to the tune of the "All in the Family" theme song] 

  Homer Simpson : Bart was feeling mighty blue,

  Marge Simpson : It's asham what school can do,

  Apu : For no reason here's Apu,

  Homer Simpson , Marge Simpson , Apu : Those were the days!