The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (1994)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Toy Story Employee, Leroy, Man in Drive-Through, Boy with Frisbee, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Krusty the Clown
Quotes
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Krusty the Clown : [while recording talking doll voices] One. Hey hey, kids, I'm talking Krusty. Two. Hey hey, kids. Here comes Slideshow Mel, I mean, Sideshow Mel. Four.
[laughs]
Krusty the Clown : Bada bing, bada boom. I'm done. Learn from the professionals, kid.
[leaves]
Technician : Uh... we're ready to roll, Krusty. Krusty?
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Lisa : It's awful being a kid; no one listens to you.
Grampa Simpson : It's rotten being old; no one listens to ya!
Homer Simpson : I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me-no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
Can Of Nuts : Nuts and gum: together at last!
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Lisa : They cannot keep making dolls like this! Something has to be done!
Marge : [after a long pause] Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!
Bart Simpson : Yeah! You made us march in that gay rights parade!
Homer Simpson : And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons factories in Syria.
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Krustyburger Manager : We need more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
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[while making the doll for Lisa]
Lisa : Don't forget to get my mom's hair just right.
Stacy Lavelle : I think we'll use someone else for the hair.
Lisa : [pointing to her head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle : Well...
Bart Simpson : [pointing to his head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle : Oh...
Homer Simpson : [pointing to his head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle : YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR!
[everyone gasps]
Stacy Lavelle : I mean from a design point of view.
[everyone approves in agreement]
