The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (1994)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Malibu Stacy, Kent Brockman's Daughter, Old Woman
Quotes
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Lisa : They cannot keep making dolls like this! Something has to be done!
Marge : [after a long pause] Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!
Bart Simpson : Yeah! You made us march in that gay rights parade!
Homer Simpson : And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons factories in Syria.
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Lisa : Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act.
[Breathlessly]
Lisa : That they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies, whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends, talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!
Bart Simpson : Just what I was gonna say.
Lisa : [Screams and throws the doll out the window]
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Lisa : I can believe you're just going to let your daughter live in a world where this... THIS is their role-model.
Marge : I had a Malibu Stacy doll when I was little and I turned out all right. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.
Malibu Stacy : [Lisa pulls on Malibu Stacy's string] Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.
[Marge murmurs]
Lisa : That's it I'm calling the company.
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[while making the doll for Lisa]
Lisa : Don't forget to get my mom's hair just right.
Stacy Lavelle : I think we'll use someone else for the hair.
Lisa : [pointing to her head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle : Well...
Bart Simpson : [pointing to his head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle : Oh...
Homer Simpson : [pointing to his head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle : YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR!
[everyone gasps]
Stacy Lavelle : I mean from a design point of view.
[everyone approves in agreement]
