The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Vegetarian (1995)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Scratchy, Dr. Hibbert, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers

Quotes 

• Mr. Burns : You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. When pigs fly!

  [both Burns and Smithers start laughing, but then a pig flies by their window] 

  Smithers : Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?

  Mr. Burns : Hmm, no I'd still prefer not.

• Principal Skinner : Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

  Groundskeeper Willie : I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself.