The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Vegetarian (1995)

Hank Azaria: Wolf, Jose Flanders, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Quotes 

• [Apu reveals the entrance to his secret garden] 

  Lisa : Wow, a hidden staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?

  Apu : You know, it's never come up...

• Apu : And Paul here wrote a song called "Live and Let Live".

  Paul McCartney : Actually Apu, it was "Live and Let Die".

  Apu : Whatever, it had a good rhythm.

• Lisa : When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese.

  Apu : Oh, cheese!

  Lisa : You don't eat cheese, Apu

  Apu : No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.

  Lisa : Ohh, then you must think I'm a monster!

  Apu : Yes indeed I do think that. But, I learned long ago Lisa to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. You know you can influence people without badgering them always.