The Simpsons (TV Series)

Like Father, Like Clown (1991)

Doris Grau: Waitress

Quotes 

• Waitress : Are you kids ready to order now?

  Bart : No, but we would like another bowl of complimentary pickles.

  Waitress : [impatiently]  Watch how fast I go.

  [to Rabbi Krustofski] 

  Waitress : And for you, sir?

  Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : Well, I want a good sandwich. But the Joey Bishop? Too fatty. The Jackie Mason? I don't know. Sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don't even like his work. And what's this, a Krusty the Clown?

  Waitress : That's ham, sausage and bacon with a smidge of mayo.

  Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : What?

  Waitress : On white bread.

  Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : Listen, you tell Mr. Saul Bellows, the Nobel-winning Jewish novelist, that I've lost my appetite!