The Simpsons (TV Series)
Like Father, Like Clown (1991)
Dan Castellaneta: Krusty The Klown, Homer Simpson, Man on PartyLine, Hyman's Friend, Academy Award Playhouse Announcer, Itchy, Itchy Jr., Monsignor Daly, Barney Gumble
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : [after hearing Krusty pray in Hebrew] He's talking funny talk.
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Moe Szyslak : [tearing up while watching Krusty and his father sing on TV] I've got something in my eye.
Barney Gumble : [offering filthy handkerchief] Here, take my hanky.
Moe Szyslak : [taking it and jumping back in shock, seeing its condition] Euueeh!
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Krusty the Clown : [Krusty is telling the Simpsons the story of how he became estranged from his father, Rabbi Krustofski when he was the entertainer at a rabbi's convention] My father would have never suspected a thing if it were not for one rowdy Rabbi.
Rowdy Rabbi : [a Rabbi in the audience stands up with a bottle full of Seltzer] Hey, funny man!
Krusty the Clown : No, no, no!
[the Rabbi sprays Krusty washing off his clown makeup unmasking him to the audience]
Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : [recognising his son] Herschel? Herschel! Oy, vei is mir! You have brought shame on our family. Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer this I could forgive but... but, but this. I never want to see you again you, you... clown!
[Krusty walks off the stage in tears]
Krusty the Clown : And I haven't seen my father since.
Lisa : That is so sad.
Bart : Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
Krusty the Clown : All the time. Except when I'm at the track. Then it's all business.
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Krusty the Clown : Papa, when I grow up, can I be a clown?
Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : No, a clown is not a respected member of the community.
Krusty the Clown : But I want to make people laugh.
Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : Herschel, life is not fun. Life is serious. Seltzer is for drinking, not for spraying. Pie is for noshing, not for throwing.
Krusty the Clown : But Papa...
Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : But nothing! You'll do as I say, or you'll get such a zetz that you won't even know what hit you!
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Krusty : My father was a rabbi. His father was a rabbi. His father's fath... well, you get the idea.
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Krusty the Clown : [emotionally] Didn't Itchy, Jr. look happy playing with his father? And didn't Scratchy, Jr. look happy playing with his dad until they got run over by the thresher? Wasn't that a beautiful cartoon?
[pauses, then breaks down crying]
Krusty the Clown : For the love of God, cut to a commercial!
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Homer Simpson : Mel Brooks is Jewish?