The Simpsons (TV Series)

Kamp Krusty (1992)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Lisa : I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart.

  Bart : We're all gonna die, Lis.

  Lisa : I meant soon.

  Bart : So did I.

• Lisa : [writing a letter]  "Dear Mom, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Our arts and crafts hut is, in truth, a Dickensian workhouse. Bart makes it through the day clinging to his hope that Krusty the Klown will come. But I am far more pessimistic. I am not even sure if this letter will reach you, as the normal lines of communication have been cut. So I close by saying, SAVE US! SAVE US NOW! Bart and Lisa."

  Marge Simpson : [chuckling as she reads Lisa's letter]  Ah, kids' letters from camp. Oh, she complains now, but when we go to pick her up, she won't want to leave.

• Lisa : [Lisa is entering a canoe, and is in danger of turning over from the river currents]  Uh, are you sure that's safe?

  Kearney : [shrugs]  Well, it ain't getting any safer.

• Krusty the Clown : I'm no fake! I'm the real Krusty!

  Lisa : Oh, yeah? Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom "President Clown"?

  Krusty the Clown : I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year.

• Lisa : [handing out confiscated care packages]  Kowalski!

  Kowalski : My brownies!

  Lisa : Wiggum!

  Ralph Wiggum : A change of underwear!

  Lisa : Crandall!

  Crandall : My insulin!