The Simpsons (TV Series)

Kamp Krusty (1992)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Jimbo Jones

Quotes 

• [while the kids at Kamp Krusty are starved and tormented, the counsellors sit down to a sumptuous meal] 

  Jimbo Jones : Yo, Mr. Black! Another brandy.

  Mr. Black : Gentlemen, to evil.

• [as the campers begin rioting] 

  Mr. Black : I thought you said you broke their spirits!

  Jimbo Jones : [in rising fear]  We did!

  Mr. Black : [slapping Jimbo across the face]  You broke *nothing*!

  Bart : Let's get 'em!

  Mr. Black : To the hydrofoil!

• Mr. Black : Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children. I am Mr. Black, your head counselor. For the past fifteen years, I was President of Euro Krusty Land... until it blew up. I'll take any questions you might have.

  [half a dozen hands are raised] 

  Mr. Black : You, and then, uh... one more.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Can we call you Uncle Blackie?

  Mr. Black : No.

• Jimbo Jones : Lights out losers.