The Simpsons (TV Series)

Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (1992)

Hank Azaria: Captain Kirk, Sulu, Strip Club Announcer, Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Trailer, Bumblebee Man, Groom, Chief Wiggum, Man Driving Car, Snake, TV Announcer, Cinema Clerk

Quotes 

• [on the bridge of the Enterprise, everyone is well past their prime] 

  Cpt. Kirk : Captain's log, Stardate 6051. Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens.

  Announcer : "Star Trek XII: So Very Tired"... see the original cast in the latest and greatest adventure!

  [three Birds of Prey confront the Enterprise] 

  Sulu : Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.

  Cpt. Kirk : [exasperated]  Again with the Klingons.

  [activates communicator] 

  Cpt. Kirk : Mr. Scott, give me full power.

  [in the engine room] 

  Scotty : It's no good, captain.

  [Scotty is too fat reach the engineering computer] 

  Scotty : I ca'not reach the control panel!

• Kent Brockman : Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years.

  Man : [hic]  Kill me.

  [hic] 

  Man : Kill me.

• Chief Wiggum : Oh, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car, and look, there's a dog driving a bus.