The Simpsons (TV Series)

I'm with Cupid (1999)

Jan Hooks: Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon

Quotes 

• [playing badminton] 

  Manjula : Until last night, I never knew Apu could be so romantic.

  Marge : I can't believe it. He covered your whole bed with wildflowers?

  Manjula : Oh, I'm sure Homer has done that for you.

  Marge : Well, sometimes I find pickle slices in the sheets...

• Marge : [entering Apu and Manjula's house]  What a lovely home!

  Manjula : Oh, you are too kind, Marge. I am sure you have noticed the many small imperfections that fill me with shame.

  Marge : Oh, no, no, no. If anything, your home makes me ashamed of my home.

  Manjula : Well, let us just say we both feel bad.

  Marge : Deal.

• Manjula : I don't understand, Marge. Doesn't Homer work a standard 18 hour day?

  Marge : 18 hours? Nobody works that hard--

  [Apu tries to cut her off] 

  Manjula : But he does work every day, right?

  Marge : Well, pretty much. Except weekends.

  Manjula : [confused]  Wee... kends?

  Apu : [amid Manjula's glare]  Uh, say! Who's up for a game of Ganesh-Gnop?