The Simpsons (TV Series)

I'm with Cupid (1999)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Old Yiddisha Guy, Fantastic Dan

Quotes 

• Marge : [after reading Apu's poem on the newspaper]  Oh, how romantic!

  Homer : I used to take out ads like that when we were newlyweds.

  Marge : The only ad you took out was to sell our lawnmower.

  Homer : And we sold it, didn't we?

• Apu : [flipping through his vinyls on the shell]  Who is your favorite Indian pop singer?

  Homer : Oh, don't make me choose.

• Homer : [stumbling across Elton John at the airport]  Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan! I've tape-recorded all your songs off the radio.

  Elton John : Oh, that's very sweet! Have a Grammy.

  Homer : Oh...

  [throws it in the trash] 

• Apu : [giving a sheet to the sky writer]  Okay, here is the message. And please don't skimp on the

  [notices the shell on the plane] 

  Apu : "Sarin"?

  Fantastic Dan : [giggling]  Don't be frightened. That tank's just peace corps surplus.