The Simpsons (TV Series)

I'm with Cupid (1999)

Elton John: Elton John

Quotes 

• Apu : Elton John.

  Elton John : That's my name. Well, not really.

  Apu : I hate to sound like a screaming fan, but...

  [plane flies just overhead them] 

  Elton John : That maniac nearly killed us.

  Apu : Shall I "Take You to the Pilot?" You see, because that is your song.

  Elton John : I hear you.

  Apu : Yes, "Somebody Saved Your Life Tonight."

  Elton John : Cut it out.

  Apu : Oh, well, "The Bitch is Back."

• Homer : [stumbling across Elton John at the airport]  Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan! I've tape-recorded all your songs off the radio.

  Elton John : Oh, that's very sweet! Have a Grammy.

  Homer : Oh...

  [throws it in the trash]