The Simpsons (TV Series)

I'm with Cupid (1999)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu, Captain McAllister, Chief Wiggum

Quotes 

• Apu : Elton John.

  Elton John : That's my name. Well, not really.

  Apu : I hate to sound like a screaming fan, but...

  [plane flies just overhead them] 

  Elton John : That maniac nearly killed us.

  Apu : Shall I "Take You to the Pilot?" You see, because that is your song.

  Elton John : I hear you.

  Apu : Yes, "Somebody Saved Your Life Tonight."

  Elton John : Cut it out.

  Apu : Oh, well, "The Bitch is Back."

• Apu : [flipping through his vinyls on the shell]  Who is your favorite Indian pop singer?

  Homer : Oh, don't make me choose.

• Apu : [giving a sheet to the sky writer]  Okay, here is the message. And please don't skimp on the

  [notices the shell on the plane] 

  Apu : "Sarin"?

  Fantastic Dan : [giggling]  Don't be frightened. That tank's just peace corps surplus.

• Manjula : I don't understand, Marge. Doesn't Homer work a standard 18 hour day?

  Marge : 18 hours? Nobody works that hard--

  [Apu tries to cut her off] 

  Manjula : But he does work every day, right?

  Marge : Well, pretty much. Except weekends.

  Manjula : [confused]  Wee... kends?

  Apu : [amid Manjula's glare]  Uh, say! Who's up for a game of Ganesh-Gnop?