The Simpsons (TV Series)

Hungry Hungry Homer (2001)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Safety Attendant, Souvenir Attendant, Hairdresser, Carl, Kirk Van Houten, Chief Wiggum, Exec #1, Chavez, Mayor

Quotes 

• [after days and days on a hunger strike, Homer hallucinates] 

  Homer : Hey, who are you?

  Ghost : The ghost of Cesar Chavez.

  Homer : Why do you look like Cesar Romero?

  Ghost : Cause you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.

• Homer : Dancing away my hunger pain... moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt... I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way...

  Moe : Jeez, Homer's losing it already.

  Carl : Yeah but his weary shuffling makes my heart smile.

• Howard K. Duff VIII : Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted twelve amazing days!

  Homer Simpson : [groans weakly]  Me so hungy.

  Howard K. Duff VIII : Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand new Isotope Dog Supreme?

  [Duffman approaches and holds up a hotdog with three toppings] 

  Homer Simpson : [sniffs, moans and shudders]  So hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish.

  [goes to take a bite, but stops] 

  Homer Simpson : Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients!

  [everyone gasps and murmurs] 

  Homer Simpson : Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in...

  [grabs the microphone and points at Duffman] 

  Homer Simpson : Albuquerque!

  [everyone gasps loudly] 

  Lenny Leonard : He's right!

  Moe Szyslak : Yeah! And the wrapper says, Albuquerque Isotopes!

  Sideshow Mel : Homer was right!

  [stands up and points] 

  Sideshow Mel : They're planning to move the team!

  [everyone shakes their fists, yelling furiously] 

  Howard K. Duff VIII : [nervously]  N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.

  Homer Simpson : [grabs the microphone]  Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!

  Crowd : [chanting]  Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!

  Howard K. Duff VIII : [to Duffman; indicates Homer]  Get him out of here!

  Homer Simpson : Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!

  [Duffman looks back and forth thrice between Homer and Howard] 

  Duffman : New feelings brewing in Duffman! What... would Jesus do?