The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homie the Clown (1995)
Hank Azaria: Texan Clown Student #1, New Hampshirian Clown Student, Krusty Burger Representetive, Kirk Van Houten, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Luigi, Legs, Car Salesman, Don Vittorio Di Maggio
Quotes
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Homer : But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.
Fat Tony : The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer : Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
Legs : The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer : Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!
Louie : The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
Homer : Benedict Arnold!
Legs : The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer : D'oh!
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[last lines]
Krusty the Clown : So, we're even now, right?
Don Vittorio Di Maggio : No, we just-a won't kill you. But, you still owe use the money...
[dramatic pause]
Don Vittorio Di Maggio : $48!
Krusty the Clown : Here's 50.
Don Vittorio Di Maggio : And two your change. And-a we thank-a you.
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Krusty the Clown : Tell me where you're from.
Clown Student 1# : Georgia.
Clown Student 2# : Texas.
Clown Student 3# : Uh... Brooklyn.
Clown Student 4# : Russia.
Clown Student 5# : New Hampshire.
Homer : Homer.
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Don Vittorio Di Maggio : Grazie, grazie. You have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.
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Child : [the kids cheer and applaud as Estonian Dwarf, dressed like a cartoony burglar, appears] It's the Krusty Burglar!
Homer : [as the KB tries to steal one of the giant prop burgers, Homer takes notice; gasps] Oh my God, he's stealing all the burgers! Why you little... !
[he tackles Estonian Dwarf, slamming him against the pavement and punching him]
Krusty Burger Representative : [tries unsuccessfully to break them up] It's... it's... all just... just... just an act.
Child : [the children watch, horrified] Stop! Sto-ho-ho-hop, he's already dead!
Krusty Burger Representative : [Krusty Burger employees pull Homer away, as Estonian Dwarf lays on the ground prostrate] Uh... Krusty the Clown, everybody!
[the children still look on in horror, as one or two clap uncomfortably]
Estonian Dwarf : [weakly] Please look at my Medic-Alert bracelet. Ohhhh.
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Legs : [staring at Krusty and Homer in disbelief] I'm seein' double here. FOUR Krustys!