The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer to the Max (1999)

Hank Azaria: Naval Officer #1, Criminal #1, TV Homer Simpson, Carl, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Professor Frink, Producer #3, Producer #5, Trent Steele, Lou

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [to Producers of "Police Cops"]  I'm begging you! I'm a human being! Let me have my dignity back!

  [the Producers nod at Homer; he gets up and walks face-first into a cactus] 

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

  "Detective Homer Simpson" : [Next week on "Police Cops", the Homer Simpson character's coat is caught on top of a flagpole]  Let me down, Chief, I'm beggin' you! I'm a human being, let me have my dignity back!

  [the flagpole breaks, and Homer Simpson falls, crotch-first, onto a cactus below] 

  "Detective Homer Simpson" : B'oh!

• Chief Wiggum : Well, if it isn't that stupid cop from TV.

  [scratches his ear with his gun barrel] 

  Chief Wiggum : Oh yeah, that got it.

• Chief Wiggum : Well, well, well. If it isn't that stupid cop from TV.

  [picks his ear with his gun]