"The Simpsons" Homer the Vigilante (TV Episode 1994) - Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Crowd Members

Lisa Simpson : Dad! There was a burglar, and he took my saxophone!

Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo!

Bart Simpson : And our portable TV!

Homer Simpson : D'oh!

Marge Simpson : He also took my pearl necklace.

Homer Simpson : Eh, that's no big loss.

Marge Simpson : Homer, that neckless was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom!

Homer Simpson : You've probably got a whole drawer full of those things.

Marge Simpson : [Opens a drawer, pulls out a ball made of identical necklaces, removes one from the ball and puts it on] Well, yes I do. But they're all heirlooms too.
Homer : Asleep at the switch. I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!

Bart Simpson : I believe you, dad.
Marge Simpson : I don't think the guns are a good idea.

Homer : Marge! We're responsible adults.

Moe Szyslak : [gunshot] Whoops.

Homer : And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way...

Captain McCallister : [gunshot] Sorry.

Principal Skinner : [gunshot] Uh-oh.

Moe Szyslak : [gunshot] Me again.

Bart Simpson : [gunshot] Sorry.
Bart Simpson : The burglar even took my stamp collection.

Lisa Simpson : *You* had a stamp collection?

[as the family laughs, Bart picks up the ringing phone receiver]

Nelson Muntz : Stamp collection? Ha-ha!

Lisa Simpson : Ohh. Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet. It was the only way I could truly express myself.

Homer : Shh! Quiet, Lisa.

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Crowd Members