"The Simpsons" Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife (TV Episode 2006) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Dan Castellaneta, Security Guard, Doug the Cameraman, Itchy, Krusty the Clown

Homer Simpson : [watching hi-definition TV] What a picture. You can see the soulless emptiness in that shark's eyes.

[changes channels]

Homer Simpson : Ooh, Two and a Half Men. You can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes.
Sideshow Mel : I've never seen a picture so highly defined!
Homer Simpson : [Homer is giving a report on CSI: Miami] There's this guy that got killed. I think it was in Miami. So CSI: Miami investigate-ted it. Then a family said how much they loved the Olive Garden. Then I fell asleep. When I woke up, Letterman was talking to Alias.
Homer Simpson : You took forever to say nothing!

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Dan Castellaneta, Security Guard, Doug the Cameraman, Itchy, Krusty the Clown