The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Defined (1991)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Mr. Burns : Yes, we've isolated the problem. Wouldn't you know, false alarm. It seems that some...

  Marge Simpson : Whew.

  Mr. Burns : ...single wayward crow flew into our warning system.

  Kent Brockman : Very good. Well, sir, your point about nuclear hysteria is well taken. This reporter promises to be more trusting and less vigilant in the future.

  Mr. Burns : Excellent.

• Marge Simpson : [Bart and Maggie are playing Monopoly]  Bart, don't feed your sister hotels.

  Bart Simpson : Don't worry, Mom, there's tons of these things.

  Marge Simpson : I think that game is too old for her. Why don't you go play with Milhouse?

  Bart Simpson : I don't wanna play with Milhouse.

  Marge Simpson : You mean you still haven't made up with him?

  Bart Simpson : It's his Mom. She says I'm a bad influence. Come on, Maggie, let's go throw rocks at that hornet's nest.

• Marge Simpson : Mrs. Van Houten, I'm Bart's mother. We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint?

  Luann Van Houten : I remember. Please, come in.