The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Badman (1994)

Pamela Hayden: Woman Rocking Homer, Woman in Gentle Ben Audience #2

Quotes 

• Homer : [being hassled by protesters]  You people can't stop me from living my life.

  [the protesters follow Homer all the way to work] 

  Woman Rocking Homer : We're not crazy about nuclear power either.

  Smithers : You people aren't allowed in here.

  [the protesters stop hassling Homer for a moment] 

  Homer : No, it's OK, they're with me.

  [Smithers leaves and the protesters resume hassling Homer] 

• Announcer : And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movies": "Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz.

  Homer Simpson : Ooh, "portrait"! Sounds classy. Doesn't it?

  [On screen, Franz as Homer laughs as he drives through a line of parking meters while "Ashley" screams. A cat is cleaning itself in the middle of the road] 

  "Ashley Grant" : No, Mr. Simpson! A cat is a living creature.

  Dennis Franz as Homer Simpson : I don't care!

  [Franz as Homer proceeds to run the cat over. He recklessly pulls the car next to a sidewalk] 

  Dennis Franz as Homer Simpson : [leering at "Ashley"]  Now, I'm gonna grab me some *sweet*.

  "Ashley Grant" : No, Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear!

  Dennis Franz as Homer Simpson : [chuckles darkly]  With a man in the White House? Not likely!

  [laughs maniacally]