"The Simpsons" Homer Badman (TV Episode 1994) - Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Ashley Grant Actress

Homer : So, a graduate student, huh? How come they can send a man to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good?

Ashley Grant : I'm sorry?

Homer : Ah, nobody's blamin' you.
Homer : [driving Ashley home] Hey could you grab the wheel for a second? I have to scratch myself in two places at once.

Ashley Grant : [disgusted] Just drop me off here!

Homer : [notices Ashley had sat on the gummi Venus de Milo and it's stuck to her pants]

[gasps]

Homer : Precious Venus...

[rips it off her pants]

Homer : [Ashley feels it and looks over at Homer who's drooling and runs away screaming] Thank you!

[eats the gummi]
Ashley Grant : [angrily points at Homer] You grabbed me in the car!

Homer : [thinks for a moment] Oh that, No I was just grabbing the gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants

Woman : Yeah right, that's the oldest excuse in the book!

Homer : Come on, I'm a decent guy!

[a news helicopter arrives on the scene blowing up Homer's robe revealing he's not wearing any underwear]
Bart Simpson : Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from!
Bart Simpson : So, you're one of those "don't-call-me-a-chick" chicks?
Ashley Grant : [holding up video game cartridge while Bart tries to jump up to reach it] See, males aren't that hard to tame.

Lisa Simpson : Hee hee hee.
Bart Simpson : It's hard not to listen to TV. It's spent so much more time raising us than you have.

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ashley Grant Actress