The Simpsons (TV Series)

Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders

Quotes 

• Bart : Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?

  Homer : Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

  Ned Flanders : Wait! Homer, what did you just say?

  Homer : I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!

• Ned Flanders : Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

  Maude Flanders : Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.

  Bart : Ha ha! You're going to be Lisa Flanders!

  Lisa Simpson : You're going to be "Bart" Flanders.

  [Bart screams] 

  Maude Flanders : Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.

  Bart : That's because she can't talk.

  Maggie Simpson : [as she pulls her pacifier out]  Daddily doodily!

  [Maggie then turns her head around and looks at Bart and Lisa] 

• [as the Simpson family, who are finally together again, are about to leave the Springfield river] 

  Marge Simpson : So what was it like at the Flanders' house?

  Homer : Yeah, gimme all the dirt.

  Lisa Simpson : Let's see. Dirt... dirt... well, there wasn't really much dirt.

  Bart : There was a bunch of old paint cans in the garage, though.

  Homer : [laughs scoffingly]  Old painty-can Ned.

  [the family also laugh] 

  Homer : I always knew he'd keep his old cans of paint!

  Marge Simpson : How do you like that!