The Simpsons (TV Series)

Helter Shelter (2002)

Tress MacNeille: Dolph, Bran Producer #2, Producer, Nutritionist

Quotes 

• Male Network Executive : [trying to find a family to appear on a reality show] 

  Female Network Executive : This family's pretty good.

  Male Network Executive : But isn't the dad Bill Cosby?

  Bill Cosby : Y'see, I gotta get back on the TV, coz with the Osbournes, and the soft-core porns and the dogs poopin' and nobody scoopin' and the veesa bola and the ah! Ah! Ah!

  Female Network Executive : We need a family that hasn't been on TV forever. Let's try the Simpsons.

• Female Network Executive : They go to pieces over nothing. They're perfect for reality TV!

  Homer Simpson : Where's that kid with my latte? He's not coming, is he... IS HE?

  [Homer drops to the ground and begins sobbing]