"The Simpsons" Helter Shelter (TV Episode 2002) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Painter, Barney Gumble, Kozlov, Bran Producer #3, Bill Cosby, Grampa Simpson, Lion, Tribe Member #3, Fleeing Crewman #2, Cop #1

Male Network Executive : [trying to find a family to appear on a reality show]

Female Network Executive : This family's pretty good.

Male Network Executive : But isn't the dad Bill Cosby?

Bill Cosby : Y'see, I gotta get back on the TV, coz with the Osbournes, and the soft-core porns and the dogs poopin' and nobody scoopin' and the veesa bola and the ah! Ah! Ah!

Female Network Executive : We need a family that hasn't been on TV forever. Let's try the Simpsons.
Homer Simpson : Wow, they had an army helmet under every bed?

Mitch Hartwell : Uh Mr. Simpson, you're supposed to go to the bathroom in it.

Homer Simpson : Befoul an army helmet? You'd like that wouldn't ya... hippie!
Female Network Executive : They go to pieces over nothing. They're perfect for reality TV!

Homer Simpson : Where's that kid with my latte? He's not coming, is he... IS HE?

[Homer drops to the ground and begins sobbing]
Homer Simpson : We can't give up, we're on TV. And when you're on TV, you dig in your claws and you never let go - just like Bill Moyers!

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Painter, Barney Gumble, Kozlov, Bran Producer #3, Bill Cosby, Grampa Simpson, Lion, Tribe Member #3, Fleeing Crewman #2, Cop #1